…Do you think it’s better to eat all of the left-overs really quickly? You know…do all the damage at once and get it over with?


Do you think it’s best to spread it out, share the wealth of extra calories? Like, eat one piece of left-over pie for dessert each night til it’s gone, as opposed to eating two pieces of pie at breakfast, lunch, and dinner until it’s gone (usually by dinner).

I’m just wondering because last week, one of the girls in our high-school small group said, “I’ve NEVER tasted turkey before! And I really, really want to….Someday….*sigh*” And then, she stuck out her lower lip, tilted her head to one side, and looked up at El Chupacabra like, ‘Isn’t this the saddest face you’ve ever seen?’

So now we are making a SECOND Thanksgiving feast….*groan*

So, what’s your thoery? Should I just bomb my arteries with another volly of trans-fats and cholesteral? Or, do take it slow, make the imminent obesity a long and sweet affair?

I need to know before tomorrow…



  1. curiousceridwen on November 30, 2009 at 10:29 pm

    Well crap. I'm not sure how your time zone rolls. Hope you get this before tomorrow. I say take a prilosec and some pepto and down it all. And wear some kinda grow-with-me stretchy pants unless you want to traumatize nearby children with bulging bits bursting over the meant-to-just-be-the-top- button-unbuttoned -but-the-fat-made -the-teeth-all-the -way-down-the zipper-scream-in -agony-just-before- giving-up-their-tenuous -connections-and-splitting-with-a-noise-like- a-metal-fart.

    I might have learned that the hard way last week.

  2. Anonymous on November 30, 2009 at 10:42 pm

    I think El Chupa is lucky he doesn't have a daughter…or one bitter beer face at the wrong time would have his manhood level down to negative numbers. This guy used to be a cop??? (note that the resolute Missionary wife seems to be clicking her heels together 3 times and muttering "there's no grace like pie, there's no grace like pie"…)

    SERIOUSLY Steve if you wanna make feast #2 – DO IT!!! BUT – you gonna cave every time some charming little urchin pouts at you???

    I am sending my daughter to live with you over the summer. As Clint Eastwood said "a man's got you know his limitations".

  3. Jamie, the Very Worst Missionary on December 1, 2009 at 9:55 am

    "like a metal fart"…..BAHAHAhahahahah!!! Awesome!

    I like you, curiousceridwen. I can't wait to have a little chunk of time to sit down and peruse your blog!

  4. curiousceridwen on December 1, 2009 at 8:16 pm

    oh dear. I'm flattered you like me, in fact my heiny (sp?) is wagging like an eager mutt's, but I'm afraid you'll find my blog disappointing if you wonder over…I abandoned it awhile ago for the greener pastures (or more populated I should say) of xanga (for a time) and more recently, FB. Also, my blog wasn't ever funny. Or, not very often anyway. So don't feel bad if you never get that chunk of time.

  5. curiousceridwen on December 1, 2009 at 8:19 pm

    wander over. not wonder.

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