You will notice, if you scroll down and look, somewhere over there ——————-)>
that the VWM is finally on Twitter.
So, if you would like to make the day of a really crappy missionary, go click it, and become a follower.
I promise you will not be disappointed. (ok, that’s a lie.)
But, this is true:
I’m planning on picking a fight with El Chupacabra tonight so that he will call me a “Total Reject” and then I can say “Well, all my FOLLOWERS don’t reject me, so there!” and then when he says “You have issues.” I can pull up my Twitter account and say “And THEY don’t care! MUAHAhahahaha!”
It’s gonna be AWESOME!
And then I will Twitter his response for your personal enjoyment. You’re welcome.
But the thing is, if I only have, like, 4 followers, then this whole plan is pretty much crap. So come on, help me stick it to El Chupacabra. Won’t you join me in the fight against mythical creatures that leave piles of man hair in the sink for their wives to clean up?
Come, follow me, and I will make you…. Um,.. I will make you… I dunno… but it’s good.