Month: October 2010

Things I’ve been doing instead of blogging.

Filing. I sorted through the last three years of filing. Sounds exciting, right? That’s every piece of paper we’ve held onto for whatever reason for three whole years. And I threw most of it away.…because that’s how I file. Burning things. I burned the stuff from the filing that couldn’t be thrown out safely. I…

Go ahead. Call him a “faggot” again.

“What are you looking at, Faggot?” That’s what some random guy said to my son….my child….the fruit of my… just kidding, that’s oogy. But you get the idea: Someone insulted my 16 year old mega-hipster, called him a “faggot” as he walked alone through an aquarium in Disney’s Epcot Center. I keep daydreaming this scenario…

Pimpin’ ain’t easy.

My sister brought me this t-shirt from Kentucky. It says “PRIMPIN’ AIN’T EASY“. It’s my new favorite thing to wear. So anyway… The other day I got a comment on a post from last October and I realized that I’ve been at this whole blogging thing for a full year. This blog is technically older…

Mugging for the cameras.

It turns out that our favorite thing to do at Disney World was ride roller coasters. I know- big surprise. But it wasn’t the actual ride that got us all excited. It was the camera that flashed in our faces right before the vertical drop that had us going back for more. We could hardly…

I’m gonna need more bleach.

Our trip to Disney World was completely awesome. My sister and her boyfriend flew in from Louisville to join us for the fun, and I spent 4 days on the brink of peeing my pants from laughing so hard. I’m dying to post about it, but we got home to learn that leaving all your…

Things I’ve been doing instead of blogging.

Filing. I sorted through the last three years of filing. Sounds exciting, right? That’s every piece of paper we’ve held onto for whatever reason for three whole years. And I threw most of it away.…because that’s how I file. Burning things. I burned the stuff from the filing that couldn’t be thrown out safely. I…

Go ahead. Call him a “faggot” again.

“What are you looking at, Faggot?” That’s what some random guy said to my son….my child….the fruit of my… just kidding, that’s oogy. But you get the idea: Someone insulted my 16 year old mega-hipster, called him a “faggot” as he walked alone through an aquarium in Disney’s Epcot Center. I keep daydreaming this scenario…

Pimpin’ ain’t easy.

My sister brought me this t-shirt from Kentucky. It says “PRIMPIN’ AIN’T EASY“. It’s my new favorite thing to wear. So anyway… The other day I got a comment on a post from last October and I realized that I’ve been at this whole blogging thing for a full year. This blog is technically older…

Mugging for the cameras.

It turns out that our favorite thing to do at Disney World was ride roller coasters. I know- big surprise. But it wasn’t the actual ride that got us all excited. It was the camera that flashed in our faces right before the vertical drop that had us going back for more. We could hardly…

I’m gonna need more bleach.

Our trip to Disney World was completely awesome. My sister and her boyfriend flew in from Louisville to join us for the fun, and I spent 4 days on the brink of peeing my pants from laughing so hard. I’m dying to post about it, but we got home to learn that leaving all your…