Negotiating with God

God is not a craps dealer.

I’m alive! My plane did not crash. I know…I’m surprised, too… When our plane was still over the gulf of Mexico, a steward keyed the mic and said, “Ladies and Gentleman, we’ve decided to land on the water. Hahaha…” He said that. I’m not even kidding. Now, maybe you think that’s just hil-AR-ious, but I…

God is not a craps dealer.

I’m alive! My plane did not crash. I know…I’m surprised, too… When our plane was still over the gulf of Mexico, a steward keyed the mic and said, “Ladies and Gentleman, we’ve decided to land on the water. Hahaha…” He said that. I’m not even kidding. Now, maybe you think that’s just hil-AR-ious, but I…